Pianos I Have Known
A Blog by Enrique Goldfarb

April 3rd, 2007
Happy Passover to one and all!! We made it out of the desert and all I can say is that it was a dry heat, unlike like Fort Lee in August which is lovely and damp heat, like my workout unitard. But I digress... One beautiful thing about Passover is that it teaches us history is always repeating itself. Whether its a slavery, spring time, exodus or whathaveyou, there is a sense that we've gone through this before.

Well... Rabbi Arnold Wolf 83, an Illinios Rabbi, really had the feeling of deja vu when he was recently bar mitzvahed at the tender age of 83. He may have presided over many but this time it was for him. And as the Chicago Sun Times reported:

Wolf is a library of stories. Stories about Judaism -- he's written five religious books and more than 350 essays. About his work as a child actor in old-time Chicago radio, when he met actor-director Orson Welles. About world leaders he has seen. Intellectuals he has debated. Teaching at Yale. His work as a Navy chaplain during the Korean War.

Ah, to have met a thin Orson Welles before he decided to eat wine bottle filled with meat... Mazel Tov

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January 15th, 2007
Enrique's New Years Resolutions:

1. I must continue to be Northern New Jersey's #3 bar mitzvah entertainer
2. Stop choosing the kids who've been sneaking shots of Manischevitz to hold the limbo stick
3. Start hitting on only the single women at bar/bat mitzvahs
4. Stop sending in audition tapes for Solid Gold, I understand its been off the air for over 20 years
5. Continue to provide great joy and warmth to the inhabitants of Northern New Jersey (I could care less about Southern New Jersey)
6. Move out of Mother Goldfarb's finished basement
7. Finally, buy that Laser Disk player I keep hearing so much about.

The happiest to all in '07!! May all your resolutions come true!



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October 22nd, 2006
The gentlemen responsible for the forward to our little book are not only responsible for the most important song in jewish history, YMCA, but also other songs that celebrate a young man's journey into manhood. Thank you Village People, thank you.

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August 30th, 2006
P's in a B.

Finally, the paper of record has written something worth recording. It is true that they have never disappeared from the bar mitzvah circuit because we're the only ones in this crazy world who know anything about anything. While they chose to call them Pigs in a Blanket, I think we all know what they should really be called: P's in a B.

The Kings of the Cocktail Hour Once Again
By FLORENCE FABRICANT
Published: August 30, 2006

PIGS in blankets? “They’re back with a vengeance!” said Sean Driscoll, an owner of the silver-tray catering company Glorious Food in Manhattan. Though they never disappeared from the bar mitzvah circuit (where they are often called franks in jackets, the way Katz’s Delicatessen, being kosher, labels them), they had been disparaged as a cliché for too many years.

Pigs in blankets, no longer a culinary cliché, are popular at parties in Manhattan once more.

But now you can forget caviar and sushi. Without pigs in blankets, it seems, no black tie cocktail hour is complete. They are more than acceptable; they are again being seen for what they are: perfect finger food, delicious and surrounded by the same aura of affection enjoyed by all comfort foods.

Mr. Driscoll’s company served them in June for a formal garden party at the Museum of Modern Art and for 4,000 people at the Robin Hood Foundation benefit. Waiters passed them in July at a party for the Parrish Art Museum in Southampton, N.Y.

“They’re acceptable guilt food,” he said. “They’re not like buying a hot dog from a street vendor, and besides, the pastry is a good blotter for alcohol.”

Helene Cisek, the catering director for Eli’s Vinegar Factory, said that pigs in blankets are always the first things to be “gobbled up” and that for catered parties they always plan to have extras on hand.

Sometimes the blanket itself is more like a fine quilt. The franks might be tucked into flaky puff pastry by establishments like Daniel Boulud’s Restaurant Daniel, and his catering company, Feast & Fêtes. At Daniel, guests can pluck pigs in blankets from an elaborate puff pastry dome that is fitted with holes to hold the tidbits.

Marcy Blum, a wedding and party planner, said they had become essential at parties again, like at the black tie wedding last week at Cipriani Wall Street.

And Serena Bass, the English caterer, said: “We might be talking about hors d’oeuvres made of quail and moulard duck breast something or other, and the client will clutch her neck and ask, almost sotto voce, whether they could possibly have pigs in blankets. It’s almost embarrassing because it’s all anybody wants. We literally serve them all the time.”

Ms. Bass makes hers with kosher cocktail franks, dusts the puff pastry with poppy seeds and varies the standard pot of Gulden’s mustard with dips like quince paste and homemade barbecue sauce. They were on the menu for a house party she catered for Microsoft last week in the Hamptons.

A few weeks ago they were even served at a reception after a memorial service for a member of the board at Lincoln Center. “The family requested them because the deceased loved them,” said José Fong, the director of catering for Restaurant Associates, which handled the event.

Because some still see them as trite, variations can make the difference. Nisa Lee, a caterer in Pelham, N.Y., who specializes in Thai, Moroccan and other international cuisines, said she liked to put a modern spin on them by using duck sausage, chorizo and andouille and by wrapping them in phyllo or wonton skins. “They’re a big hit, no matter what,” she said.

The concept of pigs in blankets, that is, sausage meat in pastry, is familiar, in one form or another, in many cuisines. Saucisson en croûte in France, toad in the hole in England and even pot stickers in China and empanadas in Argentina are examples. They are close cousins to American pretzel dogs and corn dogs. Some say the American version originated in the South, where they are usually wrapped in biscuit dough.

One more sign of their popularity is that Dufour Pastry Kitchens, which has been in business for 21 years making and selling frozen hors d’oeuvres in all-butter puff pastry, will add pigs in blankets to the line. The company never used meat products before.

“Our customers have been pleading for them,” said Judi Arnold, a partner in the company. “We experimented with a salmon dog in puff pastry but it didn’t take off. We finally found an all-natural beef frank that we’re happy with, so we’re ready to do them.” (They will be introduced at the end of September and sold at Zabar’s, among other stores; information about ordering them will be at dufourpastrykitchens.com.)

And you can be sure, as this fall’s party season gets under way, that pigs in blankets will be on all the right trays and platters. “They used to be like a joke,” said Ms. Blum, the party planner. “But everyone takes them seriously now.”

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July 11th, 2006
Some of you have been asking if we are still collecting videos and the answer is a resounding YES!!! Please, send them in and I promise they will be taken better care of than my own flesh and blood. Specifically my mother, Eunice Goldfarb, who is a difficult, needy woman. Here is a bar mitzvah video re-edited by Greg Abramson and Erik Dranoff as inspiration for all you out there with a dream:

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